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• All Roads Lead to Rome.
• All roads lead to Rome. Roman Proverb
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• When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
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• All roads lead to Trantor, and that is where all stars end.
• You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.
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• ROAD, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.
  All roads, howsoe'er they diverge, lead to Rome, Whence, thank the good Lord, at least one leads back home....