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• If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat--in other words, turn you into an adult.
  Also, if you want to get one of those great red beefy, impressive-looking faces that politicians and corporation presidents have, you had better start drinking early and stick with it....
• A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. -- Goethe
• The world does not spin around my every move! The world will not stop when I die.
  So while I'm here I'll make it a little better for you and I....
• AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
  You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again....
• Wiggum: All right, I'm going to make a little deal with you mugs.
  I'm going to let you all out to see my team play the hockey game _if_ you promise to return to your cells....
• An employer was asked to write a recommendation for a worker who was leaving and was not known for putting out a great deal of effort while on the job.
  Since the employer did not want to lie and make this person better than he was, he thought a while before writing anything....