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• You can't depend on the man who made the mess to clean it up. -- Richard Milhouse Nixon (1952)
• You can't depend on the man who made the mess to clean it up. -- Richard Nixon, 1952
• Republicans say "Clean up the mess", but complain when it's done.
• I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why
  it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind....
• Typical humans, you can always count on them to mess things up.
• You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home. And they will mess it up.
• When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
  -- Mom's Law...
• Mom's Law: When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.