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• Set phasers to extreme itching!
• Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high.
• The new non-violent Star Trek- "Set phasers on tickle!
• Commander Kirk, arm all phasers and photon torpedos!
• Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
• It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV show
  at the end of the episode, everything's always right back to normal." -Fry...
• Fry: Nowadays people aren't interested in art that's not tattooed on fat guys.
• I used to be a short, fat, bald, 40 year old man, but I'm all right now. -- Some Guy
• Phasers on stun!