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• If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours. -- Clarence Day
• Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
  -- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manage...
• HANDKERCHIEF, n. A small square of silk or linen, used in various ignoble offices about the face and especially serviceable at funerals to conceal the lack of tears.
  The handkerchief is of recent invention; our ancestors knew nothing of it and intrusted its duties to the sleeve....
• Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
• Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -- Don Herold
• A beer doesn't care if you go shopping. -- Men vs. Bee
• She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!