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• Ask no questions and hear no lies.
• If there are no stupid questions, then what sort of questions do stupid people ask? -- Dogbe
• Young Man: Why do philosophers ask so many questions?
  Old Philosopher: Why shouldn't philosophers ask so many questions?...
• ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
• Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!
• There are no stupid questions, except for the ones you ask.
• 0413 Do you answer either-or questions with "yes"? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• What if there were no hypothetical questions?
• Hack first, ask questions later.