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• If Wishes Were Horses I'd Be Slip-Sliding All Day!
• We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop (620-560 B.C.)
• If wishes were horses, dogfood would be a lot cheaper.
• If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.
• If wishes were horses then beggars would ride
• We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• If horses had wishes we'd all make,..Combustible
• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• T were vain to tell thee all I feel, Or say for thee I 'd die.
  -- J. A. Wade (1800-1875) -- 'T were vain to tell...