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• Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
• How many social workers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to remove the bulb from the socket and take it away, without checking whether or not there was actually anything wrong with it, one to accuse its owners of mistreating it, one to find somewhere else to screw it in for the next 6 months, and one to eventually bring it back and say it was all done with the light bulb's best interests at heart....
• The hues of bliss more brightly glow, Chastised by sabler tints of woe.
  -- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- Ode on the Pleasure arising from Vicissitude, Line 45...
• Responsibility is the linchpin of our society. Each man responsible for his own actions, each action contributing to the greater good.
  -- Major Briggs, from Twin Peak...
• Flag of the free heart's hope and home! By angel hands to valour given!
  Thy stars have lit the welkin dome, And all thy hues were born in heaven....
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of a chain of cheese stores located throughout the United States.
  "For many years all the stores in our chain have stocked a wide variety of both domestic and imported cheeses....
• How many C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message....
• How many hippies from Oregon -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
• The following appeared in a memo to managers of Christine's, a chain of craft stores.
  "Several major newspapers have recently run articles noting an increased interest in pottery....