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• Ducharm's Axiom
  If one views his problem closely enough he will recognize himself as a part of the problem...
• If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
  -- Ducharm's Axiom...
• Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
• Ducharme's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
• Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
  Ducharme's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem....
• An Animal that knows who it is, one that has a sense of his own identity, is a discontented creature, doomed to create new problems for himself for the duration of his stay on this planet.
  Since neither the mouse nor the chip knows what is, he is spared all the vexing problems that follow this discovery....
• The strong individual loves the earth so much he lusts for recurrence.
  He can smile in the face of the most terrible though...
• O'Toole's Axiom: One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.