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• The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction. Boyle's Other Law
• Random emergencies tend to accumulate to await the most inconvenient time to occur simultaneously in the most disastrous manner.
  The person in charge at the time will be the most inept....
• Go with the Flow. -- Bernoulli's Law
• Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible to a person who doesn't have to do the work.
• Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
• Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. -- Parkinson's First Law
• Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.
  -- Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability...
• Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of erro
  or until someone insists on getting some useful work done....