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• Make it sufficiently difficult for people to do something, and most people will stop doing it.
  -- Robert Somme...
• Productivity = (Number of secretaries X Average typing speed) / (Number of Scientists).
  Note that when the number of scientists is zero, productivity becomes infinite. -- Robert Somme...
• As long as people in a society are hungry or out of work or lack the basic skills needed to survive, the use of public resources to support the arts is inappropriate.
  and, perhaps, even cruel.when one considers all the potential uses of such money....
• Key to Status: S=D/K. S is the status of a person in an organization, D is the number of doors he must open to perform his job and K is the number of keys he carries.
  A higher number denotes a higher status. Example...
• Man: {Hey, sir! Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses.
  } Homer: {[skeptical] Like what?} Man: {One, a humorous substitute for your own lips....
• Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man.
  How's that again? I missed something. -- Robert A. Heinlei...
• One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd give it to you.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• He who uses an 8088 will be reincarnated as one.
• One will not have needed the future perfect in one's entire life.