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• If it's too loud, you're too old. -- Bumper sticke
• QOTD: If it's too loud, you're too old.
• Volume in drive A is too loud.
• Rugged: Too heavy to lift.
• RUGGED: Too heavy to lift.
• A king that would not feel his crown too heavy for him, must wear it every day
  but if he think it too light, he knoweth not of what metal it is made....
• The emptiness of a ghost is too heavy to bear.
• Marge: You know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.
  Homer: No, the Army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb....
• You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.