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• It frequently happens that an optomist is a perfectly normal person in most other respects.
• Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.
  In many fields of medicine nowadays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good....
• Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
• McClaughry's Law of Zoning Where zoning is not needed, it will work perfectly
  where it is desperately needed, it always breaks down....
• When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repair man, it will work perfectly.
  -- Murphy's Law No. 29...
• Second Law of Office Murphology: Office machines that function perfectly during normal business hours will break down when you return at night to use them for personal business.
• Well I think this is perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon.
  The channelling of emotions into primitive acts of senseless violence, the-" "That is precisely what you always say....
• Why be NoRmAl?
• If you're normal, who wants to be normal?