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• All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility.
  -- Chuang-tzu...
• I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
  -- Chuang-tzu...
• Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
  A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles....
• Once Chuang Chou dreamt he was a butterfly, a butterfly flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased.
  He didn't know he was Chuang Chou. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakeable Chuang Chou....
• Chuang Tzu dreamt he was a butterfly and did not know, when he awoke, if he was a man who had dreamt he was a butterfly or a butterfly who now dreamt he was a man.
• Standards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by no means the only 'certain' standard.
  If you mistake what is relative for something certain, you have strayed far from the ultimate truth....
• Hydrophobia: fear of utility companies...
• LIST - The ultimate DOS utility!
• Public Utility: Is that Shareware or P.D.??