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• I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
• I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
• I can name that file in TWO bytes!
• Where I can find that VFOSSIL(file request...)??
• I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!
• I question whether we can afford to teach mother macrame when Johnny still can't read.
  -- Governor Jerry Brow...
• I spent $900 on this Bose headset & I can /still/ hear my CFI yelling!
• Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
  Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....
• I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)