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• I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trilli
• Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?
  ' -- Calvin Trilli...
• I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating -- Boss Tweed
• There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
  In China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
• There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
  in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
• I saw the forest where they get wood for pannelling. It was a long thin forest.
• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...