Related:

• It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possesion of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
  -- Jane Austen (1775-1817)...
• Nothing but death." --Jane Austen, author, 1775-1817
• The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohe
• Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
  They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
• Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
  Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
• I always prefer to believe the best of everybody -- it saves so much trouble.
  -- Rudyard Kipling...
• People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
  I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
• A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
  -- Jane Auste...