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• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
  -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps. -- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but ..
  . -- I have to floss my cat. -- I've dedicated my life to linguini....
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
  -- 38 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
  -- 11 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. -- 41 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I feel a song coming on. -- 71 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO