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• I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
  -- 15 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to go to court for kitty littering. -- 88 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
  -- 61 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
  -- 54 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- 21 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO