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• The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not Compute' -- I forget which.
  -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
• The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not Compute' -- I forget which.
  -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
• That does not compute.
• I thought, therefore I was.
• IBM: I Blame Mathematic
• IBM: I Blame Microsoft.
• IBM: I Breaks Monthly