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• Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Hello. Can I please speak to Will Dicker?
• Personal ad: Slim white male, 35, seeks attractive white female, 27.
  Must have tatoo (dogs, butterflies, okay; no rainbows, gnomes or battle scenes)....
• With a modem, I can take on the world!
• I wish I were in the land of cotton - not polyester.
• I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
• I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
  -- Aldous Huxley...
• I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
  He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head...
• What was my original face before I was born?