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I Cannot Give You A Formula For Success But I Can Give You The Formula For Failure--which I
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I cannot give you a formula for success but I can give you the formula
for failure--which is: Try to please everybody.
-- Herbert Bayard Swope (1830-1958), speech, 1950 (US newspaper editor)
Related:
Being blind, you cannot read the formula on the scroll.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
-- Glyme's Formula for Succe...
As you pronounce the formula on it, the scroll disappears.
Try to give as much as you can... Try not to expect anything in return.
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. -- the Wizard of Oz
The only advice I can give you is, uh, try to share common interests and spend, spend, spend.
-- Guidance counselor dispenses advice, "The Way We Wa...
The future of "I give" is "you take.
There are only two kinds of people who fail: those who listen to nobody.
.. and those who listen to everybody. -- Bershere's Formula for Failure...
Bershere's Formula for Failure: There are only two kinds of people who fail
hose who listen to nobody... and those who listen to everybody....