I Came To Berkeley," Said Ray, "I Saw Kathy And Karen, And I Had Lunch With Them.

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"I came to Berkeley," said Ray, "I saw Kathy and Karen, and I had lunch
with them."
"Oh, NO!" I cried with the sudden inspiration that wouldn't wait.
"Veni, vidi, lunchi! I CAME, I SAW, I LUNCHED!!"

Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
Veni, Vidi, Hacki [I came, I saw, I hacked]
Veni, Vidi, VCR - I came, I saw, I taped
VENI, VIDI, VICE - I came, I saw, I partied.
Veni, vidi, vice (I came, I saw, I partied)
Windows: Veni, vidi, shelfi. It came, I saw it, it went on the shelf.
'Shit Happens' according to... Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni, Vidi, Shitty)

I Came To Berkeley," Said Ray, "I Saw Kathy And Karen, And I Had Lunch With Them.

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