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• Dave Sim appears in dark glasses and talks like he's been up for three days doing God knows what, which is kind of how you like to think of Dave Sim.
  -- Rob Rodi...
• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...
• I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here? -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
• I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?" -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
• I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here? -- Harold Urey
• Brandy Davis, an outfielder and teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh Pirates, is my choice for team captain.
  Cincinnatti was beating us 3-1, and I led off the bottom of the eighth with a walk....
• Hello, this is God. Whenever I'm in Pittsburgh -- which is all the time, since I'm omnipresent -- I listen to all the radio stations at once, including WRCT.
  -- Radio advertisement for WRCT Radio...
• A man serves best, when he serves himself.