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• All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.
  -- Alan Trusco...
• Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
  -- Jonathan Winters in "The Twilight Zone...
• Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed. -- Dalin B. Oak
• Sometimes monsters are more likely to fight each other than attack you.
• In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equally.
• System-independent: Works equally poorly on all systems.
• SYSTEM-INDEPENDENT: Works equally poorly on all systems.
• All monsters are created evil, but some are more evil than others.