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• Anticipated events never live up to expectations. -- Marion J. Levy, Jr.
• People say I live in my own little fantasy world...
  well, at least they *know* me there! -- D.L. Roth...
• I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted.
• I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I choose.
• Data must feel good about seeing Kivas Fajo locked up] Data
  No, sir...it does not. I do not have feelings. I am only an android....
• If you expect something free to live up to your expectations, you had better be prepared to see your expectations shattered, since there is no such thing as a free lunch.
• I do not eat to live. I live to eat.
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• I live in a country where food is considered entertainment.
  So I suppose all those people in the Third World are not starving--they're bored....