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• I was toilet-trained at gunpoint. -- Billy Brave
• Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
• I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say (in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
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• Moose trained by Bob.
• Moose trained by Ross Perot.
• What are you trained to do?
• Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
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• Homer: [nervously] Well, Bart, did you make sure to return all the guns?
  Bart: Sir! Yes, Sir! Luckily, I am now trained in six additional forms of unarmed combat, sir!...