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• If you truly love something, set it free. If it returns, it will be yours forever.
  If it doesn't, then hunt it down and kill it!...
• If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Conservatives: They call progressive programs "liberal," and kill them!
• See them standing in the foothills, waiting for the kill.
• To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.
• Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times.