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• How long is a short story?
• Everything short of war, President Roosevelt promised the English by way of help in the dark days of the blitz
  in the same way, American girls are liable to promise their beaux everything short of fornication....
• Bassoonists have long ones.
• Life's too short to date ugly girls!
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Equity is a roguish thing. For Law we have a measure, know what to trust to
  Equity is according to the conscience of him that is Chancellor, and as that is larger or narrower, so is Equity....
• What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it! -- L. Long
• jake hates all the girls(the shy ones, the bold paul scorns all one
  he meek the girls(the proud sloppy sleek) bright ones, the dim all except the cold one...
• All I want is the same as everyone: Why am I here, and for how long?