Segal's Law
A man with one watch knows what time it is;
a man with two watches is never sure.
A man with one watch knows what time it is;
a man with two watches is never sure.
Related:
- A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches
is never sure.
Segal's... - Segal's Law: A man with one watch knows the time.
A man with two is never sure... - A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never quite sure... - Bender:
That probulator sure knows how to please a man... - You can't out-talk a man who knows what he's talking about.
Hutchins'... - Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
Bart:
Watch out, Radioactive Man! Director: Brilliant reading... - A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one,
everybody... - The man never drank a Duff in his life.
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Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 ...
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Every man has a scheme that will
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