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• Any inanimate object, regardless of its composition or configuratio
  may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either totally obscure or completely mysterious....
• Minton's Law of Painting: Any paint, regardless of quality or composition, will adhere permanently to any surface, prepared or otherwise, if applied accidentally.
• hand-roll v. [from obs. mainstream slang `hand-rolled' in opposition to `ready-made'
  eferring to cigarettes] To perform a normally automated software installation or configuration process by hand...
• hand-roll: [from obs. mainstream slang `hand-rolled' in opposition to `ready-made', referring to cigarettes] v.
  To perform a normally automated software installation or configuration process {by hand}...
• flap vt. 1. [obs.] To unload a DECtape (so it goes flap, flap, flap.
  ..). Old-time hackers at MIT tell of the days when the disk was device 0 and DEC microtapes were 1, 2,....
• flap: vt. 1. To unload a DECtape (so it goes flap, flap, flap.
  ..). Old-time hackers at MIT tell of the days when the disk was device 0 and {microtape}s were 1, 2,....
• If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.
  The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position in the atmosphere without something to support it must drop....