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• There is nothing so unbecoming on the beach as a wet kilt. -- Bill Gray
• Capitalism can exist in one of only two states: welfare or warfare. -- Bill Gray
• A lot of what appears to be progress is just so much technological rococo. -- Bill Gray
• The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who develop it.
  -- Bill Gray...
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• 1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
  2. I'm so busy, I just forgot. 3. It didn't appear that important....
• bit-paired keyboard n.,obs. (alt. `bit-shift keyboard') A non-standard keyboard layout that seems to have originated with the Teletype ASR-33 and remained common for several years on early computer equipment.
  The ASR-33 was a mechanical device (see EOU), so the only way to generate the character codes from keystrokes was by some physical linkage....
• hacker n. [originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe] 1.
  A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how to stretch their capabilities, as opposed to most users, who prefer to learn only the minimum necessary....