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• Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue the facts.
  When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names....
• When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law.
  When both are against you, call the other lawyer names. (To see this in action, watch L.A. Law)...
• When the law is on your side, argue the law. When the facts are on your side, argue the facts.
  When neither the facts nor the law are on your side, make an ad hominem attack. -- Old Adage...
• You can't guard against the arbitrary. -- Borkowski's Law
• Borkowski's Law: You can't guard against the arbitrary.
• Cohen's Law What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts -- not the facts themselves.
• What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts, not the facts themselves.
  -- Cohen's Law...
• Anarchy is against the law!