Related:

• Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo. -- Reynold's Law of Climatology
• Grosch's Law Computing power increases as the square of the cost.
  If you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times as fast....
• The cost of any action increases in direct proportion to the number of approvals required to take it.
• Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
  -- Lord Kalvi...
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. -- Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  -- Jenning's Corollary...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....