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• Chipped dishes never break. -- Pope's Law
• If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.
  -- Denys Parso...
• Never give a feminizt an even break.
• I'm a law unto myself--and I break it anyway!
• But the tender grace of a day that is dead Will never come back to me.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Break, break, break...
• Schmidt's Law: If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
• If you mess with a thing long enough, it will break. -- Schmidt's Law
• Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle. -- Yeager's Law
• When a computer is most needed it will break down. -- Murphy's Tenth Law of Programming