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• Pardonnez-moi, monsieur." (Spoken to the executioner, after she stepped on his foot.
  ) ~~ Marie Antoinette, Queen of France, d. October 16, 1793...
• In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head. -- Marie Antoinette
• There is nothing new except what has been forgotten. -- Marie Antoinette
• Wait a second." --Jeanne-Antoinette Poisson Pompadour, Marquise d'Etoiles, mistress of Louis XV,1721-1764 (She used the final second to apply rouge to her cheeks.
  )...
• Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
• It is now sixteen or seventeen years since I saw the Queen of France, then the Dauphiness, at Versaille
  and surely never lighted on this orb, which she hardly seemed to touch, a more delightful vision....
• When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on--that's life.
• Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.