Examples Of The Output Generated When Running Commonly Typed Commands Under YODIX, The New Unix-like Operating System For Star Wars Fans (Submitted By Dave Finton)

Examples Of The Output Generated When Running Commonly Typed Commands Under YODIX, The New Unix-like Operating System For Star Wars Fans (Submitted By Dave Finton)

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Examples of the output generated when running commonly typed commands
under YODIX, the new Unix-like operating system for Star Wars fans
(Submitted by Dave Finton):

# pwd
Know you not where you are. Show you I shall.

# uptime
When 900 years you be, look this good you will not.

# cd /win95
Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny!

# winnuke 192.168.1.0
That, my friend, will lead you to the dark side. Help you I will not.

# rm -rf /
Idiot you are. Yeeesss.

# shutdown -h now
Luke... there is... another... Sky... walker...

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When you just can't take it anymore, rm -rf
Wait! I thought you were blind! -- Luke (Star Wars)
Luke "I don't believe it!" Kenobi "That is why you fail." -- Star Wa
You...and like your father...are now...MINE. -- Darth Vader to Luke. (Star Wars)
Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, Strange Brew
Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew
You aren't a friend if you installed win95 on their machine.
LUKE: Obi-Wan! You told me that the Macintosh was a dead platform.
BEN: Macintosh was seduced by the dark side. It ceased to truly be Apple and became an aspect of Microsoft....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...