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  I'll track down that idiot who created Clippit and sic a killer penguin on him!...
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• Wintel n. Microsoft Windows plus Intel - the tacit alliance that dominated desktop computing in the 1990s.
  Now (1999) possibly on the verge of breaking up under pressure from Linux; see Lintel....
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• Linux Dominates Academic Research A recent survey of colleges and high school reveals that Linux, Open Source Software, and Microsoft are favorite topics for research projects.
  Internet Censorship, a popular topic for the past two years, was supplanted by Biology of Penguins as another of this year's most popular subjects for research papers....
• Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products at the bottom of the ocean? A: A darned good start.
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#18) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 18: Witnessing the popularity of "Dilbert", Microsoft has plans to launch a syndicated comic strip featuring life at Microsoft....
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• When people say, "You're breaking my heart", they do in fact usually mean that you're breaking their genitals.