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• Windows contains FAT. Use Linux -- you won't ever have to worry about your weight.
  -- Ewout Stam...
• People use dummies for crash-tests. Windows is so difficult they had to educate the dummies first -- by giving them "Windows for Dummies" books!
  -- Ewout Stam...
• Windows: Where do you WANT to go TODAY? You WANT to, but you'll never get there.
  And you can go to only ONE place per day. -- Ewout Stam...
• Microsoft DOS/NT (doesn't) provide the means to WIN! -- Ewout Stam
• Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
• A violent man will die a violent death. -- Lao Tsu
• If it's not violent...what fun is it?