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• Microsoft technical support line: 1-900-SUCKERS
• Microsoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.
• ounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft suppo
• Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?...
• Microsoft is the epitome of innovation and product quality.
  -- This testimonial paid for by Microsoft....
• With code like Microsoft's, who needs viruses???
• Join the Hernia Society. It needs your support.
• Support your consultant - they have needs also.
• BTW, for an editor with no replace feature (at least not on Windows 95)
  no regular-expression search and replace, no indentation support, no syntax-highlighting and no macros and scriptability feature...