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• And you see it does what it's supposed to do, because physics always works.
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• I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
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• A Nobel Peace Prize? I'd kill for one of those.
• I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
• You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize--posthumously.