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• Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. -- Edward Abbey
• Astrology is a disease, not a science.
• Astrology is God's science.
• A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.
• National Psychic Society You KNOW where the meetings are.
• Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball
• Other Interests: Some hobbies are widely shared and recognized as going with the culture
  science fiction, music, medievalism (in the active form practiced by the Society for Creative Anachronism and similar organizations), chess, go, backgammon, wargames, and intellectual games of all kinds....
• Nothing is really so satisfying as telling a hypochondriac how healthy he looks.