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• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of an archaeological magazine.
  "Archaeologists excavated a cave that had been inhabited by prehistoric people for thousands of years....
• The following is a letter to the editor of the Glenville Gazette, a local newspaper.
  "Over the past few years, the number of people who have purchased advance tickets for the Glenville Summer Concert series has declined, indicating lack of community support....
• The following appeared in an environmental newsletter published in Tria Island.
  "The marine sanctuary on Tria Island was established to protect certain marine mammals....
• Yellow-legged frogs were once common in high-altitude lakes in the Sierra Nevada mountains, but they have become increasingly rare.
  Trout feed on tadpoles and young frogs. Few lakes in the Sierra Nevada had any trout in them until a hundred years ago....
• The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a farming publication.
  "With continuing publicity about the need for healthful diets, and with new research about the harmful effects of eating too much sugar, nationwide demand for sugar will no doubt decline....
• We're in Florida. -- Vice President Dan Quayle explaining why he -- had just purchased four peaches (and no citrus frui
  -- for which Florida is famous) at a Public supermarket -- in Oakland Park, Florida....
• We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.
• Writing a good LSAT was the start of my decline.
• Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars.
  The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets....