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• The following recommendation was made by the president and administrative staff of Grove College, a private institution, to the college's governing committee.
  "We recommend that Grove College preserve its century-old tradition of all-female education rather than admit men into its programs....
• The following is a recommendation from the dean at Foley College, a small liberal arts college, to the president of the college.
  "Since college-bound students are increasingly concerned about job prospects after graduation, Foley College should attempt to increase enrollment by promising to find its students jobs after they graduate....
• Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty.
  -- Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College...
• Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty.
• The following appeared in a report of the Committee on Faculty Promotions and Salaries at Elm City University.
  "During her 17 years as a professor of botany, Professor Thomas has proved herself to be well worth her annual salary of $...
• College Students Do It With Class.
• The following is a memo from the principal of Academia High School.
  "Academia High School should abolish its after-school performing-arts programs and replace them with computer-technology programs....
• The following is a letter from a professor at Xanadu College to the college's president.
  "The development of an extensive computer-based long-distance learning program will enhance the reputation of Xanadu College....