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• The following appeared in a memorandum to faculty from the academic vice president of Waymarsh University.
  "So that we can better accomplish Waymarsh University's academic goals, we should adopt the job-opportunity (job-op) program offered at Plateau Technical College and strongly encourage all students at Waymarsh to participate in it....
• The following appeared as an editorial in the student newspaper of Groveton College.
  "To combat the recently reported dramatic rise in cheating among college and university students, these institutions should adopt honor codes similar to Groveton's, which calls for students to agree not to cheat in their academic endeavors and to notify a faculty member if they suspect that others have cheated....
• The following appeared in a letter from a department chairperson to the president of Pierce University.
  "Some studies conducted by Bronston College, which is also located in a small town, reveal that both male and female professors are happier living in small towns when their spouses are also employed in the same geographic area....
• A University without students is like an ointment without a fly.
  -- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austi...
• enured graduate student n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• enured graduate student: n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• The following recommendation was made by the Human Resources Manager to the board of directors of the Fancy Toy Company.
  "In the last three quarters of this year, under the leadership of our president, Pat Salvo, our profits have fallen considerably....