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• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
  [Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
• Ross: Hi, I'm selling Brown Bird cookies. Woman: You're no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
  Ross: No, hi, I'm, I'm an honorary Brown Bird [does the Brown Bird salute....
• Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
  Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game....
• Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
  Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini. Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo?...
• Rachel is on the phone] Rachel: Okay. [listens] Okay, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night.
  [listens] Okay bye-bye. [hangs up] Ross: We? Rachel...
• Ross enters, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie] Ro
  Hey, you guys! Guess what? Rachel: [looking at the outfit] Got a job on a river boat?...
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
  Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...