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  When I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I....
• I have a friend who's a billionaire. He invented Cliff notes.
  When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, 'Well first I....
• I invented the cordless extension cord -- Stephen Wrigh
• How long is a short story?
• To make a long story short... there's nothing like having the boss walk in.
• When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving.
  He said it was elevator practice. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I woke up and started folding my bed back into a couch and almost broke both my arms, because it's not one of those beds!
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Well that's my story, not that it matters...