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• You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
• Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb
• Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. -- William Congreve
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
  -- William Congreve, "The Portable Curmudgeo...
• After checking my original notes, it appears that I spent most of last class lying to you.
  You may not find that surprising. I will now attempt to correct any misinformation that resulted....
• If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry, you will also regret it.
• How can a bishop marry? How can he flirt? The most he can say i
  "I will see you in the vestry after the service....