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• Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
• The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data.
  Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days....
• Lying half buried in the mud is an old trunk, bulging with jewels.
• Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.
  Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab. Home...
• No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
  -- Sam Rayburn (1882-1961), Lawrence Daily Journal-World...
• What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
  A moose has its horns in front and its asshole in the rear....
• The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed.
  Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days....