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• The greatest programming project of all took six day
  on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the ###!...
• einvent the wheel v. To design or implement a tool equivalent to an existing one or part of one, with the implication that doing so is silly or a waste of time.
  This is often a valid criticism. On the other hand, automobiles don't use wooden rollers, and some kinds of wheel have to be reinvented many times before you get them right....
• einvent the wheel: v. To design or implement a tool equivalent to an existing one or part of one, with the implication that doing so is silly or a waste of time.
  This is often a valid criticism. On the other hand, automobiles don't use wooden rollers, and some kinds of wheel have to be reinvented many times before you get them right....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards....
• for free adj. [common] Said of a capability of a programming language or hardware that is available by its design without needing cleverness to impleme
  In APL, we get the matrix operations for free....
• for free: adj. Said of a capability of a programming language or hardware equipment that is available by its design without needing cleverness to impleme
  In APL, we get the matrix operations for free....
• Lisa: Wow, you've had some career, although the moral seems to be that a lifetime of jazz leaves you sad and lonely.
  BG: Well, before you came to visit, I would have agreed with you. -- Aw, "'Round Springfield...
• Design: What you regret not doing later on.